I'm a optimistic fellow, and so I believe that someday people will cease frivolously forwarding hoax warnings. Yet when I think of this my sentimental side kicks in, and I fear that the memory of the countless times I've read and deleted these fakes will one day be lost. So here is our chance to remember those classic hoaxes that we all know and perhaps have grown to love.
In the vein of the classics such as Good Times, Penpal Greetings, Join the Crew, and It Takes Guts to Say "Jesus", I now present the Create Your Own Hoax page.
Pick the options you want included in the hoax email then click on "Create".
A reliable source
A good friend
DON'T open it
DO NOT LOOK AT IT
Delete it immediately
SHUT DOWN YOUR COMPUTER!!
The virus will:
Steal all your files
ERASE EVERYTHING ON YOUR COMPUTER
DESTROY YOUR HARD DRIVE
Attach itself to your computer components and render them useless
May make your computer EXPLODE!!!!!
Play Barbara Streisand songs for hours!!!
This is new and very malicious
Not many people know about it
There is no remedy
No virus checker can find it
Norton and McAfee are useless
It has already infected thousands of computers!
Forward to all the people on your E-Mail list!
SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! ASAP!
Send three installments of just 19.95 to the address at the bottom of your screen.
Go to spartlow.com/steve/createhoax.html to make your own fake virus alert.