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Create-a-hoax
I'm a optimistic fellow, and so I believe that someday people will cease frivolously forwarding hoax warnings. Yet when I think of this my sentimental side kicks in, and I fear that the memory of the countless times I've read and deleted these fakes will one day be lost. So here is our chance to remember those classic hoaxes that we all know and perhaps have grown to love.
In the vein of the classics such as Good Times, Penpal Greetings, Join the Crew, and It Takes Guts to Say "Jesus", I now present the Create Your Own Hoax page.
Pick the options you want included in the hoax email then click on "Create".
Warning from:

IBM

AOL

Intel

Microsoft

A reliable source

A good friend

Bill Gates

The CDC
If received:

Don't download

DON'T open it

DO NOT LOOK AT IT

Don't move!!!

Delete it immediately

SHUT DOWN YOUR COMPUTER!!
The virus will:

Steal all your files

ERASE EVERYTHING ON YOUR COMPUTER

DESTROY YOUR HARD DRIVE

Attach itself to your computer components and render them useless

May make your computer EXPLODE!!!!!

Play Barbara Streisand songs for hours!!!
Extra info:

This is new and very malicious

Not many people know about it

There is no remedy

No virus checker can find it

Norton and McAfee are useless

It has already infected thousands of computers!
Your duty:

Forward to all the people on your E-Mail list!

SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! ASAP!

Send three installments of just 19.95 to the address at the bottom of your screen.

Go to spartlow.com/steve/createhoax.html to make your own fake virus alert.
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